The clothes you wear, your home
furnishings and the car you drive, all give clues to your sexual
type. The key is the colors you select for most of your possessions.
Most people claim they haven't got a favorite color and go on
to claim it's black. But look around you, and you'll notice
a pattern, especially in your clothing and home decor. The predominant
color for you is the one that appears most frequently - it's
the one that mirrors the sexual you. This quiz explains the
association between color and sexual patterns.
Red: People who like red tend to be tigers
in the sack. They are easily aroused and enjoy sex in every
way imaginable. Once the sexual spark is ignited, it may take
hours to extinguish. When two reds get together, the ensuing
erotica could make Lady Chatterly blush. Lovers of red tend
to be aggressors and weaker colors should be aware.
Yellow: If you or your partner tend to
flavor yellow, your sexual drives are complex and turn toward
the adaptable. In most cases the person will consent to the
stronger partner's desires in a passive manner. You will never
enjoy sex to the fullest, but you will never turn down an invitation
from somebody you enjoy or admire.
Pink: Persons who like pink show a reluctance
to mature in sexual matters: women tend to tease and to promise
more than they intend to deliver. Men who like pink are the
philanderers and flirts. Women whose husbands like pink should
keep a secret nest egg.
Purple: Lovers of purple frequently consider
themselves to be too sophisticated for a fun romp in the sack.
Women sometimes are the type who hate to mess their hair. Men
are business-like in their approach to lovemaking. In both sexes
purple partners are more concerned with their fulfillment than
anyone else's gratification.
Black: A good many people will choose black
as their favorite color, without really thinking about the question.
They are moody and often perform at their peak when under stress
or during unhappy times.
Those who prefer green are fresh and innocent in their approach
to sex. A man may always be a trifle clumsy and awkward but
in a charming and endearing sort of way. Green lovers are gentle,
but not passionate. If chosen as a mate, one will never need
worry about infidelity.
Orange: Lovers of the color orange lean
toward sexual fantasies. The sex act is regarded as a dramatic
one-act play in which they are the star. Foreplay is as important
as the act of love. They whisper sweet nothings, meaningless
dialogue; they feel it is their image. Orange people often do
not experience orgasm - but they put on a good act. Men tend
to pull their partner's hair, and women leave red welts on their
Brown: If you or your partner love brown,
you're a real treasure for the right mate. Brown lovers tend
to be warm and deep and sensitive to the needs and desires of
their partners. Sex is a 24 hour a day thing. Where you can't
say "I love you" often enough. Snuggling by the fire,
walking in the rain or catching snowflakes on their tongue are
very important to lovers of brown. They need lots of time and
privacy to make love. But their emotions are such that one harsh
word could end the affair.
Grey: The color grey a preferred by people
who are indecisive. They can't get excited about anything -
including color - so they choose a noncommittal shade. They
count the cracks in the bedroom plaster until the sex act is
over with. When grey marries another grey, the marriage is a
match made in heaven.
Blue: Lovers of blue are wonderful sex partners.
They are sinners, affectionate and sensitive to their partner's
needs. They consider love making a fine art and their approach
is elegant. Men who love blue are like concert pianists, delicately
ravaging their partner like they would play a baby grand. Women
in the blue category enjoy sex to the fullest. They are exciting
partners but their passion may be compared to a tidal wave rather
than fiery aggression. Both women and men enjoy foreplay and
the aftermath of lovemaking, as much as the sex act itself.
In marriage a blue person is a wonderful mate - never seeking
White: If a person is infatuated with white,
sex often seems obscene. To make love in the daylight is unheard
of. Women who love white will undress beneath the covers. Men
will shower before and after the sex act.
No color preference: Most people claim they haven't a favorite
color and go on to claim it's black, but that's very rare. Try
this, think of room painted in only one color. Walls, ceiling,
floor and furniture. If you had to stay in it for a few minutes,
what color would you like it to be? Now go back to the colors.